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Jerry Jones To Enter Own Name In Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor
Jerry Jones announced recently that he will soon be entering his own name in the Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor around the team’s home field inside AT&T Stadium. This will place his name among those […]
Unicorn Bites #527
2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This […]
Oh Where, Oh Where can Kim Jong-un Be?Oh Where, Oh Where Can He Be?
Rumor has it that Kim Jong-un is missing. Apparently, the North Korean dictator has not been seen in over a month. Goverment sources have three theories on this deepening international mystery. 1. He is in […]
Washington Can No Longer Be Redskins; Here’s A Few Suggestions
Much to Washingtonians’ chagrin, The United States Trademark and Patent Office has cancelled the Redskin’s trademark for the football team. It cites the name as disparaging to Native Americans. I don’t have a feeling about […]
Australian Meat Pie and Curly Howard
Australian Entree MEAT PIE INGREDIENTS – FILLING 2 pounds chuck or round steak 2 onions 2 tablespoons olive oil ½ teaspoon nutmeg ½ teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt (1/4 teaspoon more later) 1/4 teaspoon thyme […]
What We Learned from the Super Bowl XLVIII
Each year, the Super Bowl offers us so many lessons, and this year is no different. Allow me to present to you the lessons of Super Bowl XLVIII 1 .No matter how he tried, Peyton […]
GAME DAY RITUAL Packers vs Bears NSFW
What’s your superstition? For Matt and Katherine, it’s a lucky bobblehead. For Raymond and Amanda it’s… well…. let’s just say they didn’t think it through before inviting guests over. Click to watch this hilarious short […]
Incognito Denies Bullying, Says He’ll Kick Anyone’s Ass Who Says Otherwise
Suspended Miami Dolphin Richie Incognito has denied any hazing or bullying of teammate Jonathan Martin at any time this season. Martin recently left the team after reportedly having had enough of behavior directed at him […]