Time Travel Brings Presidential Prognostication
I was very curious to know what the results would be from the upcoming US Presidential election, so I borrowed a car from a friend of mine and went to check it out. When […]
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SPARKS BRIEF: Is Rihanna An Alien?
Washington, D.C. – Marjorie Taylor Greene, congresswoman, former Waffle House waitress, and Miss Georgia Peach Pit 1990, has demanded a search and capture of pop singer Rihanna. “She’s an illegal space alien and a threat […]
SPARKS BRIEF: A New Bunker Hill
Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Homes, a builder of quality houses across the tri-state area, announced a plan for new communities. The latest concept headed for construction, is single-family bunkers. “We are always looking to the […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Announces “Ties” to China
New York – On President Trump’s first day back at his oval office in Trump Tower, he held a press conference at the 9/11 Memorial. “I love all first responders. I love you from the […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Deports Turkey
This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing […]
SPARKS BRIEF: A Whole New Reality
Mark Burnett, reality television king and creator of the hit Survivor, announced his newest venture into reality TV – The Apprentice President. The show will premiere on January 20th, 2017, when Donald Trump, the […]
Under the Big Political Circus Tent
Another circus took place last week in Philly. The Democratic National Convention opened, and they pitched a more colorful tent than the Republicans. The message about the country was more uplifting and Chachi stayed […]
Bulgarian Yogurt Drink and How to Become a God
Bulgarian Dessert AYRAN (yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups Bulgarian or plain yogurt 2½ cups water ½ teaspoon salt PREPARATION Add yogurt to large bowl. Beat yogurt with whisk or electric blender set on medium until […]
Peanut Squash Stew and the Wonderful Chad
Chadian Entree PEANUT SQUASH STEW INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds summer squash (zucchini, patty pan, or crookneck) 2½ tablespoons peanut or vegetable oil 1 teaspoon salt 2 cups roasted peanuts 1 teaspoon brown sugar SPECIAL UTENSIL Dutch […]