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Nobody puts baby in a corner…

October 25, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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I don’t wanna hold your baby

January 6, 2017
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Your baby might be real cute, but I don’t wanna hold it. It’s not personal. When I got a new car, I didn’t ask people if they wanted to drive it. When I got my…

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Small in comparison with others of the same kind.

August 19, 2015
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Am I the youngest member of a family or group? Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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Sherman Child Born, Declares Self the “Best Baby Ever”

February 5, 2015
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Sherman Child Born, Declares Self the “Best Baby Ever”

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and girlfriend Ashley Moss welcomed their young son Rayden into the world Thursday morning, who promptly intercepted an attempted slap to his backside, shouting, “I’m the best baby in the…

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Unicorn Bites #555

November 18, 2014
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Me: Time to get out of bed. 4-year-old: Why? At the end of the day, I’ll just get back in it. Me: 4: Me: *goes back to bed* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 9, 2014…

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The love of a child.

October 11, 2014
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The love of a child.

Love is all you need. Love is a battlefield. Love is in the air but what happens when you reach the very pinnacle of love? It’s a rare day when Bill Y does not share…

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Unicorn Bites 9/18/14

September 21, 2014
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I don’t need some metrosexual fashion magazine to tell me how to dress. I’m a real man. My wife dresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 18, 2014 Telemarketer: Am I speaking to the man…

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Unicorn Bites 9/8/14

September 10, 2014
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My mom: Stop making that stupid face. Me: This is my regular face. Mom: Me: Mom: Stop sitting where people can see you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2014 4-year-old: The baby woke up…

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Unicorn Bites 9/7/14

September 9, 2014
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I took my 4-year-old to a museum. Her favorite part was the sliding door at the entrance. Next time I’ll just take her to the grocery store. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2014 4-year-old:…

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Unicorn Bites 9/5/14

September 7, 2014
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4-year-old: Can we trade in the baby for a dolphin? Me: No. 4: But a dolphin can do way more tricks! She makes a valid point. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2014 Me: Did…

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