What Price Vanity?
I recently decided that I was due for an eyebrow plucking. I haven’t quite decided why this is important for women to do and not for men. Was it vanity lurking or simply […]
Tag: eyebrows
Steak Diane And How It Will Protect Your Home
American Entree STEAK DIANE INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds beef tenderloin, rib eye, or flank ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter 2 shallots ¼ cup cognac or brandy 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce ½ teaspoon […]
Unicorn Bites #512
My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.” […]
Unicorn Bites 5/6/14
I don’t always slam on my brakes, but when I do, it’s because some asshole is driving a Crown Victoria that looks like a cop car. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2014 It’s such […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work […]
Unicorn Bites 10/1/13
Me: “There’s something in my shoe.” My wife: “What is it?” Me: “My foot.” I’m as amazed as anyone that she occasionally has sex with me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 1, 2013 […]
The Economics of an Eyebrow Wax
I pay a woman to rip the hair from my eyebrows every six weeks. My husband, the ever pragmatic engineer, proclaims that of all the “beauty” regimens I participate in, this is the biggest waste […]