Dogs: The Poop and The Passion
When I saw the thing it just stunned me. I tripped on the sidewalk and fell into the immaculately manicured lawn it guarded. My mind whirled. “How had they captured the likeness of my little […]
Tag: poop
The velocity of penguin poop and other important scientific studies
Sometimes I can understand why people deny climate change or believe in intelligent design. Well, not really…I just wanted to reel you in with a little empathy. But the truth is, when you read about […]
Is weight loss science finally getting its s**t together?
Are you as confused as I am about the science of weight loss? Friends and enemies change so frequently, you feel like you are stuck in perpetual middle school. Carbs, fat, wheat, protein, and exercise […]
Weird medical advances for baby boomers
Many of today’s scientific advances were the stuff of fiction when we baby boomers were growing up. Now that we are grown up, medical science continues to make amazing strides like these that you might […]
Unicorn Bites 7/25/14
Me: Work was AWFUL. Wife: All the kids pooped through their clothes at the same time. I put them in the tub & cried Me:*goes back to work* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2014 […]
Unicorn Bites 7/5/14
Baby: *makes a horrific snarling grimace that looks like she’s going to eat my soul* My wife: Aww, she’s smiling. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 5, 2014 Cop: Do you know why I pulled you […]
Unicorn Bites 6/12/14
4-year-old: I want to wear a skort! Me: A what? 4: It’s a skirt with shorts! Me: LEAVE. NOW. I don’t allow mad science in my house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 12, 2014 Me: […]
Unicorn Bites 5/8/14
Priest: Do you take her until death do you part? Me: Unless she poops with the door open Priest: Me Priest: Me: Priest: Well obviously — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2014 Me: You look […]
Unicorn Bites 11/6/13
My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, I’m going to poop today!” Life is more exciting when you have big plans. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 6, 2013 Don’t bother trying to cheer me up, chipper […]
Excuse me while I think of an excuse
I’ll talk to anyone, even when they don’t want to talk to me which is always. The upside to this is that you meet some really interesting people. The downside to the upside is that […]