A Fun Renaming of the Bird World
A burrito of burrowing owls How in the world did someone come up with the idea of calling a flock of crows a murder of crows? Were they pickled to the gills? Why not call […]
Cartoon : Senator Collins, the new strain of Coronavirus may be more contagious and deadly
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Under Pressure, Florida Representative Matt Gaetz Steps Down as Girl Scout Troop Leader
Immersed in an unsavory potpourri of allegations involving sexual impropriety, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz resigned his position on Sunday as leader of Girl Scout Troop 171 in Pensacola. “I don’t want my current difficulties to […]
Spring Cleaning for Poets
Spring comes late in New England, so we’re behind the rest of the country when it comes to spring cleaning. I tackled the garage last Saturday, we did the patio and the backyard the next […]
Brown Sugar Smoked Salmon and UFOs
American Entree BROWN SUGAR SMOKED SALMON INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons brown sugar 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 pounds salmon fillets vegetable oil SPECIAL UTENSILS smoker electric thermometer wood chips (apple, cherry, […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/2/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]
Freedonia Calls for “Cancellation” of Ruritanian Poet
NOVKGRODAK, Freedonia. Mylek Dozkskrkzi, a 37-year old boiler inspector in this provincial capital of Freedonia, has thick skin, he assures this reporter as he wipes sweat from his brow while monitoring the gauges to the […]
