Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me why I’m still with my weird, but very sexy boyfriend. When he said he was giving me something thick, hot and meaty for Valentine’s Day, this is definitely NOT what […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it within your heart to forgive me for calling our grandmother an out-and-out liar. When she said that she was directly related to Nicholas Cage I asked her to prove it […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, forgive me for my gluttony. Is it a sin to take communion twenty-eight times in a row on a Saturday because I’ve run out of wine and the liquor stores are closed for […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys. When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, give me the self-control to contain my laughter. While my 5-year-old son and husband were watching a baseball game my husband hollered, “Aw come on, three fly balls!” My son calmly said, “Daddy, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when I told my Ramen Noodle obsessed college roommate to cut back on his consumption of the sodium-laden bouillon delicacy or he would turn into a Ramen Noodle, I was clearly joking. However, […]