What I Did Today
Liechtenstein, a tough nut to crack After much internal debate, I got out of bed, showered, and got dressed. Look at me, all adulty and everything. Poked around my finances instead of taking to the […]
Tag: apocalyptic
I Did Not Medal in the Olympics
I did not medal in the Olympics. I forgot to write my trials on the calendar. The officials there disqualified me for not showing. One day I’ll be over 70 And be past my prime. […]
How Road Repair Companies Can Save Money
dummy World War II tank We’ve also suffered from road construction, sidewalk repairs, etc. that turn major mult-lane roads into one lane with barely moving cars. You know in your hearts that these road-repair companies […]
Famous Warrior King Speaks Out
Losing his liberty and the freedom of his people to Julius Caesar was one thing, but when people mispell gall as Gaul, King Vercingetorix, King of the Gauls gets hopping mad. – Paul […]
What This Country Needs – Everywhere Pajamas
How many times has this happened to you? You’re working at home in your pajamas when suddenly, due to no fault of your own, you find yourself compelled to venture out into the peoply world. […]
Goofy Man Corrects the Big Bang Theory
There’s been a rather startling scientific breakthrough by an unheralded scientific mind. Have a look. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do […]
My Olympic Bronze Medal
I represented America in the 2012 London Summer Olympics. I placed third in the Stand and Think Competition. Let me tell you, competition was fierce and I’m ever so proud of my bronze. That’s me […]