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Loving Poem – Elegy for Eggo
Elegy for Eggo The saddest words in Tierra del Fuego are,“There are no more Eggos(tm).”On November eighteenth*, or soEggo land was flooded, not from snow. Not even if you got in your Winnebago(tm)And drove from […]
Powegian Vacation Potato
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
But I Don’t Want That
But I don’t want to have organic baby, I’m a vegetarian. . – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and […]
Pow Mex Chicken Noodle Soup
Mexican Soup POW MEX CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP INGREDIENTS 2 10.75 cans of condensed chicken noodle soup¼ cup crumbled Cotija cheese4 turkey dogs3½ ounces diced green chiles⅓ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses PREPARATION Pour the condensed […]
Food to Die For: Paul’s 365 Meals of Murder, Mayhem, and Mischief – November 14
November 14: This American entree honors a man high on bath salts breaking into a home and putting up Christmas decorations. .Just one trial of bath salts can lead to intense withdrawal symptoms such as: […]
Pineapple Pie
Fijian Dessert PINEAPPLE PIE INGREDIENTS 2 egg whites (2 entire eggs used later.)3 tablespoons sugar 1 ¼ cups minced pineapple (no juice)¼ cup pineapple juice4 tablespoons flour3/4 cup sugar¼ teaspoon saltjuice from three limes2 eggs1 […]
Food to Die For: Paul’s 365 Meals of Murder, Mayhem, and Mischief – March 18
March 18: This entree honors a Romanian Minister of Parlement Bribing Voters with 60 tons of fried chicken. You love fried chicken. Who else does? Your voters do. But the electorate doesn’t like you. […]
Pizza Crust 2
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]
Food to Die For: Paul’s 365 Meals of Murder, Mayhem, and Mischief – February 25
February 25: This entree from Brunei celebratesbrate a drunken man breaking into a Pizza Hut(tm) on this day to fry wings You love Pizza Hut(tm). Who does not? You love chicken. Billions of people devour […]