I Read This Sign Differently
Most people’s initial reaction to the sign below would be that a man named Rip Fritzer wants you to contact him about selling his home. He tells you that you should call him because […]
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Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days
Is this you? Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you? Do you routinely get booted out of libraries? Are you banned from meditation centers? Does your spouse wear earplugs around the […]
Moctezuma Cheese Soup With the De Lanceys In Mexico
Mexican Soup MOCTEZUMA CHEESE SOUP INGREDIENTS 10 ounces queso quesadilla jalapeno (queso = cheese)½ cup Crema Mexicana (sour cream)¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses¼ cup water½ tsp cumin¼ tsp cayenne PREPARATION (Wave your wand […]
Mexican Pizza
Mexican Entree MEXICAN PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST (If you have a bread maker or buy at store) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2 ½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2 ½ teaspoons active dry […]
Misheard Hymn
Dave Cornelius always thought that the hymn “Up From The Grave He Arose” was about gravy. It does make the hymn sound ominous. Thanks to Dave Cornelius for sharing this misheard hymn title. – […]
Misheard Prayer
I really thought for the longest time that the Glory Be to the Father prayer started with the following words: Misheard #3 Apparently, the word “shouting” was really “shall be” all along. I must say […]
Lutesfisk, Swedish Atrocity
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]
