Manners: Talking to Ladies
Manners Haiku Be nice and say please.Clean up after your murders.Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey, Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious […]
Manners Haiku Be nice and say please.Clean up after your murders.Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey, Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious […]
Moby Dick was to be portrayed by a whale in the movie with the same name. There are, of course, sperm whales that can be hired for the role. However, sperm whales know they have […]
Always move forward. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and […]
Haiku to Heteroskedasticity Some words are quite longHeteroskedasticityIs one of those those.* * = “Those those” because the last line needs five syllables. Haikus aren’t easy to write either. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, […]
American Dessert CHOCOLATE FROSTING INGREDIENTS 1¾ cups heavy whipping cream1¾ cups (10 ounces) semi-sweet chocolate chips3¼ cups confectioners’ sugar Makes 4½ cups. Takes 1 hour 15 minutes. FROSTING NEEDED Dessert Type Needs Cups of Frosting—————– […]
I try hard to make up funny things for your enjoyment. Occasionally life whoops my funny bone. This blog shows one of those instances. Congratulations to9gag.com for finding this. See the entire article by clicking […]
American Dessert RED VELVET COOKIES INGREDIENTS 1¼ teaspoons baking soda¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder2⅔ cups flour½ teaspoon salt1 cup butter, softened1½ cups sugar2 eggs, room temperature¾ teaspoon lemon juice3½ teaspoons red food coloring1¾ teaspoons vanilla […]
Paris is all abuzz. The Mime Poetry Slam is returning after a two-year hiatus. “With that much time to prepare,” says event President Monsieur Tibault, “our mimes will have lots to say.” Although the last […]
Moldovan Entree PAN FRIED CHEESE PIE(Plăcinte) INGREDIENTS 4 cups flour (9 tablespoons more later)1¼ teaspoons baking soda½ teaspoon salt¾ cup buttermilk¾ cup milk1 egg½ tablespoon dill4 cups cheese (combination of feta, farmer’s cheese*, ricotta, or […]