Would You Rather…?
Having a five-year-old boy, I am reminded of how much kids like gross stuff. I don’t know what it is about bodily functions, and disgusting activities that appeals to the younger set. Right now, we […]
Tag: funny
If the face fits.
One main difference between Bill Y and people is that I get older, not just sometimes but always. As a result of this, it’s just not possible to remember the names of all the singers […]
Unicorn Bites 1/20/14
Cops traced the malware attack at Target to a 17-year-old hacker. In the meantime, I’m almost 30 and I still can’t attach files to an email.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 21, 2014 Me: Let’s have […]
Everyone Wants An Edge
An Assistant Football Coach at the University of Connecticut recently caused a stir in the press. He told The Hartford Courant that “Jesus Christ should be in the center of our huddle.” If you’ve ever […]
I think I know what the root cause of my problem is.
Allow me to present a hypothetical situation. If you were attracted to a tree, you may very well think that it’s a fairly unusual attraction to have and of course, you would be right. You […]
Unicorn Bites 1/19/14
I bought my kids an inflatable punching bag. My 1-year-old daughter stabbed it with a pen. She learned to fight on the streets. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 19, 2014 Not to brag, but I […]
Steps to determine the factual content of a statement.
My friends and I are a gullible collective. Because we always choose to see the good in people, we believe what we’re told. As you can imagine, this sometimes creates a problem as we don’t […]
Unicorn Bites 1/18/14
3-year-old: Am I a grown-up yet? Me: Are you excited to get out of bed in the morning? 3: Yeah! Me: Then you aren’t even close. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2014 I delete […]
A Lesson in Humor: If You Can Laugh, When You Lose Your Nads…
My dad had a great sense of humor. He showed me many times the value of being able to laugh at yourself and the world around you. When he was diagnosed with late-stage metastatic cancer […]
Opera For People Who Don’t Like It
It has come to my attention that there are people who don’t like opera. My opinion is that we all have a right to dislike whatever we feel like disliking because we have free will, […]