The Place to Take a Humor Break
Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]
“Warning: This show may contain adult situations. Viewer discretion advised.” *a man pays bills and complains about his kids* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2013 Wife: Are we stocked up for the […]
This is a continuation of my award winning series on the art of writing humor.1 Do you think you could be another Dave Barry, Erma Bombeck or David Sedaris?2 Do you automatically make people laugh […]
Me: "Let’s go. I’ve got the kid buckled up." Wife: "You mean 'kids,' plural, right?" Me: "I’ll be right back." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 4, 2013 My boss asked me to […]
Boston – UR Business Network has announced that its publishing division URBN Press will join forces with Philadelphia-based HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books. The new publishing entity will build on the ideals of independent publishing and will […]
SIDELINES ANTICS UNDER THE MICROSCOPE We’re calling last weekend’s questionable coaching events Salsa-Gate vs Soda-Gate or, as others might say Steelers’ Mike Tomlin twinkle toeing the sidelines versus the Nets’ Jason Kidd bouncing his soda. […]
Assume for a moment that you’re a contract killer and you’ve been hired to do a hit in Boston. After flying in from the West Coast, you’d need a car, right? You’re not gonna travel […]
In social situations, my 3-year-old recites random facts. Her favorite is, “When you and mommy get old, you’ll die.” She’s fun at parties. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 3, 2013 No, I didn’t […]
Of course it’s fine you got me Mega Blocks instead of Legos, Grandma. Like you said, they’re “the same thing.” *burns down her house* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2013 3-year-old: Daddy, […]