The Information Age and I
I just found out that the year I was born also saw the launch of the first big, useful computer, named ENIAC (History of Computers). I get blamed for a lot of things, but never […]
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Thoreau-back Thursday!
On Thursday, July 23, 1846, Henry David Thoreau was thrown in jail for refusing to pay his poll tax to a government that supported slavery. He took some solace in having enjoyed “Hot Wings Wednesday” […]
Proof Of God, Vol. III
First there was that author with the all-meat diet. He was quite popular until he died of a heart attack. Then we had Jenny McCarthy pimping the idea that various vaccines are linked to autism […]
“That Guy” At Work With The WISHFUL 32″ Waist
Have you seen this guy at work, at the mall, walking through town???? That guy that refused to believe that he can’t fit into his belt from 10 years ago! Then ya have these other […]
Unicorn Bites 11/13/13
3-year-old: Why did you stop? Me: B/c the car in front of us stopped 3: You can drive over them I’m not letting her drive until she’s 30. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
Traveling Faster than Superman!
I remember watching the reruns of Star Trek as a kid and thinking, “If only we could beam ourselves anywhere we wanted to go.” Well, that is not going to happen anytime soon; however, entrepreneur […]
Unicorn Bites 11/12/13
You’re officially an adult when you realize pessimism and wisdom are basically the same thing. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2013 Some pregnant women crave fruit or chocolate. My wife ate a […]
A Wal-Mart Thanksgiving
In an effort to thin out the Black Friday riots, big national chain stores are planning again to start on Thanksgiving Day instead. Wal-Mart is even going to launch the madness two hours earlier than […]
Unicorn Bites 11/11/13
Me: You sound like a broken record. 3-year-old: What’s that? M: It’s an old type of CD. 3: What’s a CD? Me: *moves into a nursing home* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, […]
Heavenly Headaches
A Colorado-based Christian group is air-dropping bibles on North Korea. Seoul Korea, who is the group behind the aerial crusade, estimates that 100,000 Christians now live in North Korea. Of those 100,000 Christians, 30 have […]