Some Ups And Downs But Their Love Is Stronger Than Steel
It’s sad when you read stories about people being taken for a ride. But if this story is legit, this would be a happy event. A woman named Linda Ducharme in Florida (and this stuff […]
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Unicorn Bites 11/19/13
Me: Why do you love me? Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying? Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2013 Me: What do […]
Unicorn Bites 11/17/13
When I see a driver’s ed student try to parallel park I throw my body against the back of his car & scream in pain. Fear is the best teacher — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn […]
Excerpt from THE CHAIN by Robin Lamont
The second excerpt from the thriller THE CHAIN by HO writer Robin Lamont From Chapter 3 (Emmet Chapel, a new supervisor at the meat packing plant is beginning his day). Emmet began outside and […]
Oh Good There’s Only One Person Ahead of Me – Famous Last Words
The other day I was busy running errands. I didn’t have much time so I was very glad that everywhere I went there wasn’t a large line of people waiting ahead of me. First, I decided to […]
Fireside Chat, sponsored by Duraflame®
Democrats really do have a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don’t they? As loathsome as the Repub’s parroting of talking points with one voice is, they do manage to sound authoritative when […]
Unicorn Bites 11/15/13
My wife doesn’t think pregnancy makes her crazy. I agreed with her so she would stop screaming and put down the machete. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 15, 2013 When you say, “I […]
The Dark Side of Lucy Ricardo
I enjoyed a recent Post by Parade.com columnist Dr. Nancy Berk entitled I Love Lucy and the Family Legacy of Nostalgic TV. I want to state for the record that I love I Love Lucy. […]
The Discrimination No One Is Talking About
In December I’ll be taking a trip to LA. Since my hairline is receding, I decided it was time to finally go down there and try out for a spot in the next Expendables movie. […]
Unicorn Bites 11/14/13
3-year-old: Daddy, I don’t want hair that looks like yours. Me: What does my hair look like? 3: Like stupid. She gets her tact from me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 14, 2013 […]