The Place to Take a Humor Break
I envy kids in highchairs. I want to eat something so intensely I have to be strapped in. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2013 Police shouldn’t use dogs. There are other trainable, […]
Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]
So, this week my Facebook fan page numbers jumped from 14,000 to nearly 20,000 in five days. Either that pesky feline, Henri Le Chat Noir is spamming me, or this HumorOutcasts site is tickling a […]
For my next trick, I will pay the mortgage AND buy bread! Things weren’t always as bad as they are now. In 1993 Thirsty Dave was simply known as Unthirsty Dave. These were simpler times, […]
Very fun interview last night with John Chamberlin, HumorOutcasts writer and Pittsburgh man about town. His YaJagoff blog has garnered him awards from the Pittsburgh press and has landed him some fun speaking gigs in […]
“Beaver” is a terrible name for a vagina. I don’t want to have sex with something that destroys wood. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 25, 2013 I don’t know why women are obsessed […]
My 3-year-old thinks kindergarten is pronounced “ninja garden,” in case you wondered why she’s eager to be old enough to go to school. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 24, 2013 I playfully threw […]
I’m sitting in a narrow seat with my elbows pressed against my ribs to avoid body-contact with strangers. And I’m starving. It’s only been two years since my last trip to the East Coast, so […]
Friend: “I got a promotion & I’m having a baby” Me:“I put a bottle opener on my keychain. I guess there’s a lot going on in both our lives” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]