I Was Beside Myself Today
When my future hung in the balance. Future me scowled. He pointed to his suitcase. “Ow!” Perhaps he should have pointed with his free hand. “You have a purpose.” He scowled again. “And change out […]
Tag: lutefisk
What I’m Giving Up For Lent
Didn’t keep his vows I am giving up lutefisk and mushrooms for Lent. I have foresworn lutefisk and mushrooms every Lenten season. I have never failed my vow. I have never yielded to temptation. Perhaps […]
Bunnies Will Save Our Economy
My gosh, our economy is under siege from trade wars, inflation, and, of course, lutefisk vendors. These evil influences could very well bring on a severe depression, one so catastropic as to make the Great […]
My New Year’s Resolutions – 2025
Last year sucked in many ways. Unfortunately, it’s unreasonable to expect eight billion people, viruses, and the forces of nature to better themselves in 2025. Sigh. So it’s up to me to improve our world. […]
Great Things to Think About, But Not Do – Part One
OMG, danger! Sure, lots of things can be good for you, when you do them. Eating mushrooms and lutefisk come to mind. They’re might be some nutritional benefits to eating them, but they are yucky […]
A Group of Crows is a Murder, But What is . . . ?
A group of crows is a murder, but what about gangs of other things, what are they called? I’m glad you asked. A group of . . …………. is a An overripening of avocados advertisements……….snack […]
I Visit My Friend From Greek Mythology
Sisyphus, before I helped him I woke up and headed over to my friend Sisyphus’ place, which was on the slope of a mountain. He was pushing a gigantic rock up a steep slope. “Hi, […]
What I’m Giving Up For Lent
Giving this up for Lent We’re encouraged to give up something for Lent. Doing so makes us a better person. So okay, I’ll forego something as well. Sigh. Okay, here’s my sacrifice. I’m giving up […]
My New Year’s Resolutions
Resolution #22 I, like many of you, endeavor to become a better person for the next year. How do we do this? By making new year’s resolutions. And keeping them. “I’ve never strayed from all […]
I Meet My Future Self
I was cursing at my printer when Shazzam! someone looking a lot like myself and dressed pretty much the same materialized to my left. “What ho,” I said, “you look like me. Am I […]