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Tag: marijuana
Baby boomers, pot and rolling bones
Hey, man: flash me the peace sign if you smoked pot in high school. Wink if you still do. I’ll confess: I smoked occasionally in high school and college (yes, I inhaled); I even bought […]
Clinical Trials: Marijuana Showing Promise in Fight Against Boredom
BLACKSBURG, VA – Scientists conducting trials concerning the use of marijuana say that in addition to peer-reviewed publications citing its effectiveness against depression, nausea, uncontrollable muscle spasms, poor appetite, seizures, glaucoma, insomnia, arthritis, asthma, Crohn’s […]
Weed Whacked
Hi, my name is Heidi and I’m a pot-smoking vegan. Okay, raise your hand if you thought you’d never hear me say that? All hands up? Good. Thankfully, I’m wearing Chanel underpants as I say […]
Unicorn Bites 1/29/14
I oppose deporting Justin Bieber for his crimes. This is America, after all. We have the death penalty. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 29, 2014 Florida is set to vote on whether to allow medical […]
Unicorn Bites 1/25/14
Hey, scientists: If wizards and spells aren’t real, then explain magic markers. *scientists’ heads explode* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 25, 2014 My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, when you die, can I wear makeup?” If the […]
9 Effects of New Recreational Marijuana Law In Colorado
Lines were out the door on New Year’s Day at many Colorado marijuana dispensaries in the wake of the state’s new law allowing sales of marijuana for recreational use, and highly motivated individuals waited up […]
Seahawks vs Broncos – The Pot Bowl
SEAHAWKS v BRONCOS: THE POT BOWL? I’m expecting the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos to meet in the Super Bowl. If they do, you know what this means? Fans from two legalized pot cities will […]
Legalizing Weed and Other Substances
After considerable thought (at least five minutes’ worth), I have come to the conclusion that it is a big mistake to legalize any presently controlled substances. As we have all been told for generations, you […]
My Daughter Is an Extortionist!
“Mom, do you think the $18,000 price for the car is with or without the bud?” “Bud? Who’s Bud?” “Not WHO, Mom, WHAT. Bud…weed, grass, mary jane—“ “I get it! I’m just trying to figure […]