Changing Rhyme Schemes, or: The not so perfect Christmas poem
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK T ’was the week before Christmas, and I have to admit: I wasn’t feeling the spirit; not one little bit. The stockings weren’t hung, I didn’t know where they […]
Tag: Santa Claus
Barkin’ Around the Christmas Tree – HumorOutcasts Holiday Greeting to All
As HO readers and writers know, our office assistants, Frankie and LuLu, tackle the Christmas/Holiday message each year. This year, we had an added bonus of two snowstorms within two days which gave the “girls” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my Secret Santa blunder. When the church flyer stated that the gift should be suitable for adults I misunderstood. Tell Sister Mary Frances I really love the hot chocolate […]
Holiday Decorations: Photo #2
One day I will do a thorough psychological analysis of holiday decorations– from who thinks them up to who buys them. Until then, I’ll just post the “REALLY?” snapshots I’ve been collecting this season. There […]
Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord and/or Santa please reconsider adding me and my buddies back to your nice list. The Vegas incident involving the vacuum cleaners, Elvis impersonator and Tequila will NEVER happen again, well at least never […]
Don’t Stop Believing
I don’t want my kids to ever stop believing in Santa Claus. That way, when they grow up, they’ll never have to buy their kids presents. And they can spend more on me. Which they […]
Here Comes the Turk – The Grim Reaper of the NFL
The Turk is Coming! The Turk is Coming! Yes, the grim reaper of football is scheduled to make his appearance. Today is Cut Down Day in the NFL. I understand that it is an emotional […]