Ain’t no NaNo Back Guuuuuuuuuurl
I’ve been sucked into the vortex again, friends. For the fourth year in the last seven (breaks were necessary due to book contracts), I’m attempting to master the NaNoWriMo beast and it’s not lookin’ good. […]
Tag: wine
Once Again, It’s Back To Second Place
As an insecure person, it’s very important for me to feel like I’m part of a winning team. I subscribe wholeheartedly to the notions that We’re Number One and that America Is The Greatest Nation […]
Teaching Parisians Not To Be Rude
Paris is launching a campaign encouraging residents to be nicer to tourists as their reputation for being impatient and rude is impacting the tourism trade. There is a new website that teaches the French what […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for the wretched things I say about my dear mother behind her back. Why, oh why, in the world would she name me Eatan after marrying my dad whose last […]
I Might Like Prozac Barbie After All
I often shop at the upscale, Just Plucked fresh food market in my suburb, but I stick out like Peg Bundy in Tiffany’s. All the ladies wear tennis outfits or dark, rhinestone-studded jeans with stilettos. […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please don’t judge me for drinking cheap ass whiskey. Of course the good stuff is better, but is it five bucks better, wait a second . . . why am I talking you, you’re a […]