Unicorn Bites 10/30/13
I’m curious what it’s like to get enough sleep. Not curious enough to go to bed earlier, but if someone did a study, I’d read about it. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, […]
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I’m curious what it’s like to get enough sleep. Not curious enough to go to bed earlier, but if someone did a study, I’d read about it. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, […]
This is what happens when you don’t think with your head –or at least the right one . In China, a man depressed about his love life took drastic action to permanently fix his situation. […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK In my adult years I’ve never been a fan of Halloween, especially now that I’m not supposed to be eating candy anymore. I mean, what’s the point? It pained me […]
Let me just start by saying, I love Japan. They consistently make life interesting, with things like girlfriend-hugging coats, which earlier in 2013 occupied more of my thoughts than any robotic outerwear should. And now they’ve done […]
Let’s be honest here, if you’re single on Halloween, you probably want your costume to get attention. There’s no way you’re painting your hair green and making your face look like Snooki’s period if you […]
As a non-clever person, it always amazes me to see how inventive people can be, when they really need to be. On May 28, 2002, Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown sang “It’s a Man’s World” […]
When I see the frazzled parents of a newborn, I tell them, "Don't worry. It gets easier." Then I laugh maniacally for 20 minutes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2013 Me: "That’s […]
NFL IN LONDON: BRITS WEIGH IN The Jacksonville Jaguars just completed a home game against the San Francisco Giants in London. They lost, of course, they’re the Jags. But, instead of losing in front of […]
You’ve heard of The Good News; well here’s The Bad News. The Creation Museum in Kentucky is running into financial difficulties. In its opening year the museum pulled in 400,000 visitors. But last year it […]