Do Penguins Dream in Color?
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Archer Woman on Leaving Your Lover
For people who need an extra choice in this matter, Archer Woman is here to help. Archer Woman #10 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic […]
Funny Thought
I’m proud to admit I’m a bit weird. The world needs more weirdness. Indeed, I saw the picture below and immediately thought the penguins were looking for a lost set of car keys. And it […]
I am Running for the Speaker of the House
Tantrums by various politicians are keeping America from electing a Speaker of the House. America needs a Speaker of the House to move various bills toward legislation. I can do this. At least, I won’t […]
Orange Goat’s Milk Soap
ORANGE GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base ¾ teaspoon orange essential oil 2 tablespoons fresh orange zest* isopropyl alcohol or […]
Misheard Lyrics of Moody Blues – Side A
The superb Moody Blues had a hit with the great song “Nights in White Satin.” Now, with most of my misheard lyrics, I eventually found out the correct words. However, I hereby swear to you […]
When I was Unambiguously Better Than a Professional Football Player
1) I forget the year, but the San Diego Chargers were essentially one play away from making it to the Super Bowl. They had their best team ever. The situation: The Chargers were leading the […]
