Amazing Way to Always Find Your Car Keys
How many times has this happened to you? You’re late to: 1) Meet the love of your life at a super fancy restaurant. You’re going to propose to her. 2) An interview for your dream […]
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I Did Not Medal in the Olympics
I did not medal in the Olympics. I forgot to write my trials on the calendar. The officials there disqualified me for not showing. One day I’ll be over 70 And be past my prime. […]
Cantaloupe Smoothie
American Dessert CANTALOUPE SMOOTHIE INGREDIENTS 4 cups cantaloupe, cubed 2 bananas 1 tablespoon honey 2 cups milk 2 cups plain yogurt or vanilla yogurt SPECIALTY APPLIANCE blender PREPARATION […]
Misheard Lyrics of Nat King Cole
Is there anything more soothing than listening to the magnficent Nat King Cole? His magnificent voice transfers us to a happier world. Well, no. Only if you hear the correct lyrics. The true lyrics for […]
Famous Warrior King Speaks Out
Losing his liberty and the freedom of his people to Julius Caesar was one thing, but when people mispell gall as Gaul, King Vercingetorix, King of the Gauls gets hopping mad. – Paul […]
The Looming Apocalypse
My family’s favorite brand of freedom I love refried beans. They’re part of my heritage, my family’s culinary history, and an essential ingredients in the world’s greatest cuisine – Mexican. So you can imagine I’m […]
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Strawberries in Uranus
Uranus is on the right This blog derives from quite a similar blog called, “How Many Strawberries Will Fit in Uranus?” There, I calculated the number to be 9.626 * 10^27 strawberries. Afterward, my mind […]
What This Country Needs – Everywhere Pajamas
How many times has this happened to you? You’re working at home in your pajamas when suddenly, due to no fault of your own, you find yourself compelled to venture out into the peoply world. […]
