I am But a Simple Man
I am known for my simple ways. I cringe at every addition to our cell phones: additions that frequently turn out to be death by enhancement. No, I like the simplicity of sunrises, kittens, and […]
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Tomato Soup
American Soup TOMATO SOUP INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 1 small onion 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 bay leaf 1¾ cups chicken or vegetable broth 1 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon salt 2½ pounds […]
What I Did and Didn’t Do Today
My quarterback stunt double I went to physical therapy today to get the muscles in my lower back and legs stretched. Indeed, I am making progress despite spectacular fall in the kitchen last night. My […]
Tostada Shells
Mexican Appetizer TOSTADA SHELLS INGREDIENTS 6 corn tortillas 1½ tablespoon olive oil (½ teaspoon on each tortilla side) SPECIAL UTENSILS baking sheet aluminum foil or parchment paper Serves 6. […]
Best Book Ever – Coming Soon
Award-winning author Carl La Fong dazzles us again with his latest self-help book, Serenity Through Tacos and Meditation. After all who doesn’t love tacos? Nobody. And meditation is so easy. You don’t even need glasses. Learn […]
How to Swear in French
Hi, gentle readers, people often ask me, “How I do I say, ‘Go feck yourself’ in French? As always, I’m happy to address my readers’ concerns. Also, I’ve just come from an appointment for […]
Back to the Fridge
I started the day by contemplating the infinite. Having thusly penetrated all the secrets of the universe, I attempted a minor reorganization of the fridge. Why not? I was on a roll. Space need to […]
Kitchen Tips, #3, The Oven
Using the oven can be daunting, if not downright terrifying. “The oven is so confusing, ” I hear you say. “Won’t someone please tell us how to use it?” I’m glad you asked. Yes, indeed […]
Çilbir (Turkish Eggs)
Turkish Entree ÇILBIR (Turkish Eggs) INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves 1 cup Greek yogurt or yogurt ¼ cup olive oil 1 tablespoon Aleppo pepper or red pepper flakes 4 eggs 3 tablespoons white […]
What I Did Today
Liechtenstein, a tough nut to crack After much internal debate, I got out of bed, showered, and got dressed. Look at me, all adulty and everything. Poked around my finances instead of taking to the […]