You Need a Badass Chick
You gave it your best, but your best wasn’t quite good enough to back the forces of evil that beset your person. Sure, you almost won out, but that wasn’t quite good enough. You lost […]
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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Puos
The world teems with people unsure of the plural form of puo. This uncertainty dates back the Elizabethan Era. Astoundingly enough, there’s no word that means more than one puo. It’s time to correct this […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Memewipe
Why can’t we post brilliant things on Facebook(tm)? Is it because we are never quite clever enough? No, brilliant memes assault our eyes the moment we sign on to our Facebook feed. These memes drives […]
My Latch Hook Project
In my continual quest to find something that will me keep off the streets–where I’d only foment revolution–I’ve taken up latch hooking. This project will also help my manual dexterity and my eye coordination by […]
Vera the Virus Starts a Business – Part One
Vera the Virus is tired of being poor. Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]
Wine Pairings for Simple Folk
Goes well with aged ports There are many wine experts, aka oenologists, who can tell you the right wine goes perfectly with all sorts of gourmet foods, such as filet mignon or sole meuniere. And […]
Stroopwafel
Dutch Dessert STROOPWAFEL INGREDIENTS – WAFFLE ¼ cup milk, warm 2¼ teaspoon yeast ½ cup butter, softened (⅔ cup more later) 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt 2¼ cups flour INGREDIENTS – […]
How to Rule Any Country You Want
Emperor La Fong’s favorite castle It’s easy! Simply share this blog to a few people and you will be given absolute power over some tiny nation. But wait, there’s more. The size of your dominion […]
You Need to See a Pomegranate
Sometimes you gotta do and see something, but not for the usual big reasons. Sometimes you need to up and see things just ‘cuz. And here it is, a pomegranate. Just ‘cuz. You need to […]