Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, help me make sense of this situation. I don’t know whether Grandmaw is losing her hearing or her mind. When she asked me what I wanted for dinner I suggested smoked fish or […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys. When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my outbreak of foul language. When my sexy neighbor asked if I’d like him to mow my lawn I shrieked, “The only person who mows my F$#@*%&G lawn is […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when I told my Ramen Noodle obsessed college roommate to cut back on his consumption of the sodium-laden bouillon delicacy or he would turn into a Ramen Noodle, I was clearly joking. However, […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted cousin that “Who is Queen Latifa and Sir Mix-a-Lot was not the correct answer to the Jeopardy question: Royal couple that recently toured the United States, […]