No, I’m Not Nostradamus
I first posted this in October, 2006. You historians, check and see how right (or wrong) I was. Like most prognosticators, I usually reserve my predictions column until the end of the year. But […]
Tag: elections
Top Secret Recommendations for Our Government by the Twenty Somethings at DOGE
Get rid of this person or entity named Musk. Whatever he or it may be, it has spread all over the data base. We have no satisfactory memorandum of […]
In Praise of Write-In Ballots
During the last national election (in the otherwise cursed year of 2024), Tippecanoe County, Indiana received a number of write-in ballots for the office of President. I’ve always thought of write-ins as being the sign […]
Pope Donald, the Wisest, Boldest and Best
With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty […]
The Halloween Horror Campaign
(Note) Many of you will recall a couple of years ago I published a book titled Never Say Neigh. It featured my horse Noah Vail’s take on fun, funny, and some insightful details surrounding the […]
Follow Your Leader?
Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]
Hoosier influence in the election of ’16 … 1916
I’ve been so busy that I completely forgot this column, which I wrote in October. But considering it mentions the election, maybe a little time was just as well. SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It’s […]
Primary Colors
Approaching Indiana’s May primary, I found myself full of double negatives: That is to say, I flipped a coin to determine who I least wanted to vote against. Maybe that’s not technically a double negative, […]
FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 9
After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President. After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious. […]