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Fitness and Doughnuts

December 6, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Fitness and Doughnuts Who likes to stay fit? We all do! Who loves a doughnut? We all do! They’re yummy. Who wants to stay fit and eat doughnuts? Me! Me! Me! Me! Is that possible? Yes […]

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The Way of the Badass

March 15, 2024 Dave Jaffe
Who’s the tougher badass: the fighter with the black belt or the dog taking his black belt?

By Dave Jaffe (Warning to sensitive readers: The following article contains the word ‘badass’, as does this sentence.) Bruce Lee was bad for karate. Were he still with us, I’m confident that comment would momentarily […]

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The Old Man and the Gi

June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Dave Jaffe

  By Dave Jaffe At age 64, I began my martial arts studies because waffles were winning. While my weight had fluctuated throughout my youth, now I was having trouble dropping extra pounds. My Thin […]

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Put Down Your Dumbbell – Exercise Your Smart Bell Instead

August 30, 2022August 28, 2022 Tim Jones

Ever since I was young, competing to earn a spot on my high school’s freshman track team, I have regularly exercised. So much so that when I was 35, I even competed in the New […]

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What We All Really Want

April 21, 2022 Paul De Lancey

Keeping fit with Doughnut Toss We all want to eat doughnuts all day long and never gain a pound. But that’s impossible, you say. Until now! Because of Doughnut TossTM. Yes, buy Doughnut Toss. It […]

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Too many excuses:

September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 Roger Hollis

Too hot Too cold Too hilly Too flat Too wide Too narrow Too many people Too few people Too long Too short Too early Too late Too fast Too slow NO EXCUSES

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Popular Running Memes:

September 20, 2019September 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

I didn’t feel like going for a run today so that’s why I went. Symptoms of not running include; waves of guilt, mood swings, feelings of regret etc. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to […]

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Wait, don’t tell me:

August 23, 2019August 26, 2019 Roger Hollis

We runners love to talk about running, even to non-runners but here are a few things we don’t need to hear (just saying). Running is bad for your knees. (Scientifically, no basis. In fact, the […]

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Cartoons for Faith and Fitness

May 22, 2019May 25, 2019 Donna Cavanagh

This week we are going to highlight our authors who use cartoons to make us laugh and learn.  First up is Phillip Dillman and his oh so humorous cartoons from church entitled Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons […]

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Running; A gateway drug:

May 17, 2019May 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

Following up on a recent post about the question “is running a habit or an addiction?” where I concluded that the answer is “yes”, the next question is “is running a gateway drug?”. First, it […]

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