Grammar Lust
GRAMMAR HAIKU #1 It is a truism. Good grammar and chocolates Will impress your date. GRAMMAR HAIKU #2 Remember tonight, Lust is fleeting but grammar Endures forever. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, […]
GRAMMAR HAIKU #1 It is a truism. Good grammar and chocolates Will impress your date. GRAMMAR HAIKU #2 Remember tonight, Lust is fleeting but grammar Endures forever. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, […]
Hungarian Entree LÁNGOS(Fried Bread) INGREDIENTS 2¼ teaspoons yeast1 cup water, lukewarm3½ cups flour (2 tablespoons more later)1 teaspoon salt½ teaspoon sugar2 tablespoons flour4 cups vegetable oil2 teaspoons minced garlic1 cup shredded cheese (Gouda, Edam, or […]
South African Entree GATSBY SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 2 cups frozen French fries1 baguette, crusty roll, or hoagie1 tablespoon olive oil or vegetable5 baloney slices3 tablespoons ketchup½ teaspoon piri piri sauce or hot sauce½ cup shredded iceberg […]
INSURANCE HAIKU #1 I call insurance. I see continents drifting While I wait, wait, wait INSURANCE HAIKU #2 The check’s in the mail. Your call is very important. We’ll be right with you. […]
American Dessert MASON JAR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM INGREDIENTS 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips2 cups heavy whipping cream5 tablespoons sugar2 teaspoons vanilla extract⅛ teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor or blender3 cup Mason jar Makes 2½ […]
GOLF HAIKU Iggy piggy poo.Stupid ass devil golf club,I shall destroy you. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]
Manners Haiku Be nice and say please.Clean up after your murders.Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey, Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious […]
Haiku to Heteroskedasticity Some words are quite longHeteroskedasticityIs one of those those.* * = “Those those” because the last line needs five syllables. Haikus aren’t easy to write either. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, […]