The Year Of The Truce?
In-law situations can be tough. Misunderstandings arise that can be quite challenging to resolve. For example, when your father-in-law gets mad at you and your wife for cooking meth, it usually doesn’t help to say […]
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How to Write Funny
This is a continuation of my award winning series on the art of writing humor.1 Do you think you could be another Dave Barry, Erma Bombeck or David Sedaris?2 Do you automatically make people laugh […]
Unicorn Bites 11/21/13
Me: Let’s go to a photographer 3: I’m scared of tigers M: I said "photographer." He takes pictures 3: Don't let a tiger take my picture — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2013 […]
Unicorn Bites 11/12/13
You’re officially an adult when you realize pessimism and wisdom are basically the same thing. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2013 Some pregnant women crave fruit or chocolate. My wife ate a […]
Unicorn Bites 10/29/13
When I see the frazzled parents of a newborn, I tell them, "Don't worry. It gets easier." Then I laugh maniacally for 20 minutes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2013 Me: "That’s […]
Hildi’s Garden
The first sign that things were not normal came when Uncle Pete, Grandma Hildi’s son, tried to sell her old house. It was a two-story white frame wood house with a huge front porch, like […]
The No-Good Old Days
If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]
TRADITIONAL FAMILY: You Won’t Believe These Values
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Your Kid Could Be The Next Disney Channel Star!
The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these […]
Twelve Ways to Know You Are Not Your Parents’ Favorite
Everybody believes that parents should love all their children equally. More often than not, though, Moms and Dads will have one or two favorites among their brood. Sensitive parents will harbor a lot of guilt […]