Learning to Speak Tagalog, Lesson #1
20 million people in the Philippines speak the Tagalog language. 1.6 million people living in America speak it. Even 400,000 Canadians converse in Tagalog. So you can see how essential it is for the modern […]
Tag: Paul De Lancey
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Mindcise
Sure, we all want to be in better shape. We should exercise more. Some. Once. But we don’t. Our excuses for avoiding physical extertion are legion. So many of us completely erase from our mind […]
What Does the Flat Earth Look Like?
Flat Earthers walk among us. They claim, of course, that the Earth is flat. But what sort of flat shape do they assert our planet to be? Is it a rectangular disc? A oval one? […]
We are Living In End Times
Let’s face it, calls for violence increase daily. Slogans urging murder and extermination even show up at your local breakfast restaurant. It happened here. In my home town. Today. Be afraid, be very afraid. […]
Marked Safe From Missing Ingredients
The struggle is real. I recently had to go back to the store, horrors, for pomegranate syrup. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Turtles That Tango
Hector’s vegetable matter outfit makes him irresistible Photo Courtesy of Steve Kramer What’s the latest craze sweeping the nation? Is it televison dance contest with stars? No. Is it a television dance contest with […]
I Read This Sign Differently
Most people’s initial reaction to the sign below would be that a man named Rip Fritzer wants you to contact him about selling his home. He tells you that you should call him because […]
Moctezuma Cheese Soup With the De Lanceys In Mexico
Mexican Soup MOCTEZUMA CHEESE SOUP INGREDIENTS 10 ounces queso quesadilla jalapeno (queso = cheese)½ cup Crema Mexicana (sour cream)¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses¼ cup water½ tsp cumin¼ tsp cayenne PREPARATION (Wave your wand […]
Misheard Hymn
Dave Cornelius always thought that the hymn “Up From The Grave He Arose” was about gravy. It does make the hymn sound ominous. Thanks to Dave Cornelius for sharing this misheard hymn title. – […]