Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive our 3-year-old grandson’s snowy entrepreneurial mistake. When he asked if we wanted to buy his lemon snow cones from his winter lemonade stand we didn’t realize our dogs were his silent […]
Tag: snow
Murphy Proves Winter Prediction
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Well, it didn’t work this time. My system didn’t work, and as a result, the Blizzard of ’14 was all my fault. I […]
Barkin’ Around the Christmas Tree – HumorOutcasts Holiday Greeting to All
As HO readers and writers know, our office assistants, Frankie and LuLu, tackle the Christmas/Holiday message each year. This year, we had an added bonus of two snowstorms within two days which gave the “girls” […]
On a scale of one to not getting up out of bed, I’m writing this riot in my sleep.
Time is of the essence. Time is money. Time Out is a chocolate bar made by Cadbury, honey. On a scale of one to not getting up out of bed, I’m writing this riot in […]
The Good News Is
In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]
Bad Cabin Fever Induced Poetry
All over the country people are up to their ass in snow! It seems there’s no end to the blasted white stuff. In a complete non sequitur flip I’m a huge fan of Dr. Seuss. […]
Stormy Weather and Multiple Personalities
Becoming a meteorologist requires special schooling, which is understandable when you recognize the huge burden they must bear. A meteorologist is like ten of the most memorable people in your life all rolled into one. […]