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You think you have a grasp on economics and then Subway tells you to go next door to eat…

January 18, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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Unicorn Bites 4/18/14

April 18, 2014
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Boss: What are you doing? Me: Sitting on a potato. Him: Me: Him: Me: Him: It won’t hatch into vodka. Me: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2014 Wife: Put away…

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Why is everything so hard for me to understand?

September 16, 2013
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Why is everything so hard for me to understand?

I used to think my lack of confidence had something to do with not being as good as everyone else but it turns out that it’s to do with everyone else being better than me.…

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Today’s Top Story: Beyoncé Lip Syncs (Oh Yeah And People Are Starving and Dying and Stuff)

January 26, 2013
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Every morning as I’m getting ready for work, the top story on Good Morning America and other network news outlets has been the controversy (and I use that word so loosely bolts are dropping out)…

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Subway’s Foot-Long Fiasco

January 25, 2013
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People feel mislead by Subway because their foot long is an inch short. To which millions of women respond: “Welcome to my world.” Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a…

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Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t

January 1, 2013
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Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t

For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in…

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Would You Like Fries With Your President?

October 4, 2012
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Arby’s recently began running a commercial where retired New York City Police Detective Bo Dietl exposes Subway’s claim that they cut their meat in the back of their restaurants as a lie. Dietl reveals that…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember Yet Again

July 8, 2012
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Kathy’s Points to Remember Yet Again

Yoo hoo, everybody! I’m back with more words of questionable wisdom. Are you sure you’re ready for this? 1. Even if you live in New York City, if it’s 91 degrees outside you probably don’t…

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The Unashamed Subway Seat Thief

February 7, 2012
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The New York City subway system accommodates over 7 million rides each week.[1]  A good portion of these are repeat customers, so the number of actual riders is probably much lower, but you get the…

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