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Tag: toys
A Toy Soldier Story
As a kid, I had to use my imagination. No cable, no video games, no Anarchist Cookbook on the internet. If I’d tried to buy the ingredients for a bomb, the store clerk would have […]
Literally…Keeping that Spark Alive
Once again, I am not sure why these things find their way into my inbox, but apparently, a lot of people out there think I am more adventurous than I am. Despite the plethora of […]
Have You Seen This Bunny? The FBI Needs Your Help
The FBI is looking for this Hare in connection with a grisly murder of a group of health food nuts who have campaigned to have traditional Easter basket treats replaced with healthy food alternatives and […]
Sex Toys “R” Us
We are accustomed to many children’s movies making some extra bucks through commercial tie-ins or merchandising. So it’s not surprising that just as the current “SpongeBob” movie was released, little SpongeBob fans began […]
Unicorn Bites 3/8/14
Me:*sings* How’d I sound? Wife: Like a cat in a wood chipper I’d be insulted but I’m more concerned w/ how she knows what that sounds like — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 8, 2014 An […]
Unicorn Bites 1/5/14
In my sex tape, my wife says, “Not tonight,” and then I play “Mario Kart” for two hours. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 5, 2014 Me: Please be quiet. I’m trying to hear […]
Projectile Potato Pellets Could Be The Toy of the Year
I was standing in line at the register and of course, eyeing all the impulse buy items. I picked up some unique candy and some other fun stocking stuffers and then my eyes fell upon […]
Unicorn Bites 10/25/13
My wife wants me to be prepared for emergencies, but then she gets mad when I stock up on ammo to kill zombies. Make up your mind, woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]