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My Yogi is a Bear….

April 20, 2017
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I returned to the practice of yoga a few weeks ago. I can’t seem to get things right. I keep having to practice law and yoga. I’ve done yoga for many years. I retreated for…

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Forget about Low-Impact Aerobics. Try the latest fitness craze: No-Impact Yoga

November 17, 2015
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In my younger years, I used to jog five miles a day, do 50 sit-ups each morning, and row 15 miles to work. I was a nationally recognized fitness expert and author of the best…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 21, 2015
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing…

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Deep in Hell Yoga

November 11, 2014
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As Winter looms, it dawns on me that the couch where I will spend much of the ensuing months bundled in the cocoon-like security of a five dollar 100% polyester Walmart blanket that has no business being…

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Nope

July 16, 2014
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Nope

One afternoon I found myself in a Buddhist temple in a southeast Portland neighborhood. I was sitting on the floor in a large room with my legs crossed and my hands on my knees. My…

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Unicorn Bites 5/12/14

May 12, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 5/12/14

Wife: Hey, baby, want to get dirty? Me: Yes! *spends two hours planting flowers* Marriage is a trap. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 When my wife asks me something and I wasn’t listening,…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 4, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only…

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Negotiating with the neighbors

February 26, 2014
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I’m bargaining with my neighbor to shovel our driveway.   The only thing I can promise in return is not to do naked yoga with open windows.   It’s a really strong negotiating tool.  Downward…

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Mind, Body, Wallet

December 16, 2013
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Mind, Body, Wallet

John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was…

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Laughter Yoga

December 28, 2012
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I often write about my yoga exploits. I go to yoga to relax, meditate and de-stress. I know there are different types of yoga out there that add more challenge, but frankly, I have no…

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