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Belgian Dessert APPLE FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 2⅓ cups flour 16 ounces beer 5 large apples 4 cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover apple slices) ½ cup confectionery sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice SPECIAL UTENSIL electric […]
I have an iPhone because I’m fancy, and because my work pays for my phone and that’s what they gave me. With that phone comes a large amount of frustration and problems, mostly because I’m […]
Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, […]
Mexican Appetizer ACHIOTE SAUCE INGREDIENTS 4 ounce achiote brick or dry paste 1 cup lemon juice 3/4 cup orange juice 3/4 cup water 3 garlic cloves 1 medium onion 5 jalapeno peppers 2 tablespoon chili […]
A student was injured when her iPhone started on fire. Apple pointed out the burns were more stylish than those caused by Android devices. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014 I thought a beard […]
My neighbor’s kids are the poster children for Apple with all their gadgets in preparation to head back to school to conquer the third and fifth grade. I was stunned and a bit jealous. I’m […]
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
I recently saved up for 17 years and bought myself a MacBook Pro. It’s an expensive business, plotting the impending removal of Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness and the MacBook is a necessary […]
I have a thing about phones. They are a necessary evil, like paying taxes or getting your teeth filled. Email is one of the greatest gifts the 20th Century gave mankind, because it freed us […]