The Mysterious Staple Remover
It’s about to turn into a staple. How many times has this happened to you? You stapled a stack of papers, but you need to take out that staple because it twisted into an impossible […]
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Air Fryer Eggs
American Breakfast AIR FRYER FRIED EGGS INGREDIENTS 2 eggs SPECIAL UTENSILS air fryer parchment paper* 2 mini-cake pans * = Parchment paper should fit in min-cake pans PREPARATION […]
Deep Thought Man on Missing Things
Deep Thought Man has been away for a while. He ponders the secrets of the universe so intently that he often takes the wrong fork in the road and has to backtrack quite a bit. […]
They Came to Say Hi
The natives and I went to San Diego’s Safari Park on Thursday. We took the tram ride that goes through the middle of the park. While we were riding, Jerry and Gerri Giraffe came up […]
Your Call is Very Important to Us
Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]
Tap the Amazing Healing Properties of Farts
For too long people have turned up their noses at farters, even putting distance between themselves and the sonorous tooters. Unfeeling oafs have even given farters names reeking of distain, such as Farty Barty, Stinky […]
What I Did Today
I woke up around 3 am. Something was wrong. I had to pee. So I did. But something still felt amiss. Aha, mind sensed a sentient, vegan exoplanet hurtling towards us, bent on eating Earth. […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Finspeak
I’m not making up the following finspeak. I earned my doctorate in International Economics and yes, such utterances make my brain hurt and my teeth itch. We need a word for this gobbledigook. And now […]
Achievement Man on Losing Things
Always strive to be better. Let Achievement Man be your role model. He keeps on going in the face of great challenges. Achievement Man #3 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check […]