The Place to Take a Humor Break
Iraqi Dessert MA’MOUNIA (wheat pudding) INGREDIENTS 3 cups water 1¼ cups sugar ½ teaspoon lemon juice ⅓ cup unsalted butter or regular butter ¾ cups semolina or whole wheat flour ½ tablespoon orange blossom water […]
FIRST WRITING HAIKU My novel’s stalled. How shall I save the hero? So I write haiku. SECOND WRITING HAIKU I can’t write the scene. Words fail me. I keep hearing, Iggy piggy poo. […]
In hardly any aspect of life can a man be if a failure if he succeeds .700 of the time. However, a pitcher stinks if he gets .700 of his batters out. A fielder […]
Manners Haiku Be nice and say please Clean up after your murders. Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are […]
1) Teacher, I wrote my homework on paper made of matter. While I was walking to school, my homework paper collided with homework paper made of anti-matter. Woowee! It was almost the end of the […]
I got an internet ad enticing me to fly a plane, no experience necessary. Darn exciting offer, yet I declined. I fear my piloting would end up as high-impact aerobics. Also, property values along my […]
Filipino Entree PANCIT INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken breast 4 garlic cloves ⅓ cup soy sauce 10 ounces rice noodles 2 tablespoons vegetable oil ½ head cabbage 8 ounces deveined shrimp ¼ teaspoon pepper 3 lemons […]
I just want everyone to know that if something is wrong with my posts whether it be a missing title, missing words, or strange punctuation, it’s all because of plate tectonics. There. – Paul R. […]
Filipino Entree CHICKEN ADOBO INGREDIENTS 6 garlic cloves 2 pounds chicken breasts 6 tablespoons soy sauce 3 bay leaves ½ cup vinegar 1¾ cups water ½ tablespoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon salt SPECIAL UTENSIL – OPTIONAL […]
Very Simple Chiseling Haiku Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, oops. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial […]