Bad Artist #7, Well Hello, Dali!
Salvador Dali and Comcast Modern Art Haiku I don’t understand you And you do not understand me Let’s have a root beer. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. […]
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Coming Soon! Edible Cookbook! Exclamation Points!
Disreputable sources close to me assert, “Shoestring Publications is about to set the book market on its ear.” You betcha. While most books can only be read or be used to prop open windows, […]
Bad Artist #5, Words
Haiku to Heteroskedasticity Some words are quite long Heteroskedasticity Is one of those those.* * = “Those those” because the last line needs five syllables. Haikus aren’t easy to write either. – Paul R. De […]
Coconut Milk Chicken and Ravenous Crocodiles
Madagascan Entree COCONUT MILK CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts 4 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 medium onions 2 Roma or small tomatoes […]
Bad Artist Funny #2, A Writer
Well now you know. – Paul the Writer Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you can get […]
Funny #4, The Importance of Grammar
Don’t let this happen to you. – Paul the matchmaker My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World, and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you […]
Funny #3, Sleeping
Everyone should have a dream – Philosopher Paul My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World, and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you can get […]
Funny #2, Repairmen
But you can get them to arrive by going to the bathroom. – Humorist Paul – Chef Paul My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World, and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace
Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green […]
Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize
Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons […]