The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff

  It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers.  We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]

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Friday Humor Devotional A Day Early

Dear Lord, I’m posting my Friday Humor Devotional a day early just in case you decide to punish me for my levity in your name and plunge the world into a state of total destruction via […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.

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Smoke’em If You Got’em

Today in Seattle dozens of people lit up their doobies without the threat of being arrested for smoking marijuana in public. Yes, smoking marijuana is now legal for adults over 21 in Washington State. However, […]

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OH HOLY CRAP! A Personal Recollection of My Family’s Christmas Tradition.

Before I got married my family maiden name was Simpson. Yes Simpson, like Fox Network cartoon family. Just like the show there were five of us. My dad Ted and my mom Margaret and yes […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please tell my grandparents the trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is not a presidential campaign ad, Amen

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]

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