Unicorn Bites 4/1/14
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long […]
Tag: humoroutcasts
Good Parent/Bad Parent
One of the best ways to mitigate emotional pain is to laugh at it. I present this with that in mind. So much humor writing revolves around parenting that someone like me, who never had […]
How to use fear to conquer fear
I had a bad case of OCD when I was a kid. Although this was a hindrance in my life, I discovered that I had a certain amount of control over it. I could make […]
Zombies Vs. Vampires – Who Is Your Dream Catch ?
A family in Sweden is celebrating the death of a monster rat that terrorized their home. The 16-inch, 2.5-pound rodent broke into the house via the ventilation and heating system and set up squatter rights […]
Unicorn Bites 3/31/14
When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 Me: Call me Iron Man! Wife: Seriously? Every fucking time? Me: […]
5 Reasons Insanity Doesn’t Work (Part 2)
Good sports are hard to come by, especially in my family. I come from a long line of paranoid, defensive, no-names who think that they are important enough for the world to plot against. In […]
Unicorn Bites 3/30/14
3-year-old: Daddy Me: 3: Dad Me: 3: Dad! Me: 3: DAD! Me: WHAT?! 3: I love mommy the most. Thanks for the update. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 30, 2014 I don’t see why I […]
Interview with Stacey Roberts Author of Trailer Trash With A Girl’s Name
Stacey Roberts is part of the HumorOutcasts family. We are so happy that his hilarious book Trailer Trash With A Girl’s Name was finally released this month. Learn about this fascinating man, talented writer and […]
Unicorn Bites 3/29/14
Clerk: How many balloons do you need? Me: Enough to lift my house. Clerk: Pixar movies aren’t real life. Me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2014 I have 2 little […]