Kathy’s Points to Remember
FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS If you have most of the symptoms of Inattentive Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, you probably have it.a If they had known this, your parents could have saved themselves a lot of the energy […]
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Vintage Halloween WTF-ery
Maybe it was the cocaine talkin’, but Halloween costumes took a decidedly creepy turn in the early 20th century. With most costumes made from what was laying around the house — bicycle parts, kitchen […]
Unicorn Bites 10/26/13
When an apple fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, I doubt he really said, “Aha, gravity.” What he really said was probably, “Fuck apples.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2013 Daycare lady: […]
Trouble With The Allies
The big news story of the moment is how pissed off foreign leaders are about the NSA spying on their countries. But don’t be fooled by what you read. What these leaders are really concerned […]
Unicorn Bites 10/25/13
My wife wants me to be prepared for emergencies, but then she gets mad when I stock up on ammo to kill zombies. Make up your mind, woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]
Unicorn Bites 10/24/13
Wife: *glares* "Do you think you’re funny?" Me: "Yes." W: M: W: Me: "I mean no." W: M: "How many guesses do I get?" — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2013 “Daddy, why […]
Clearing the Air
Are you a fan of Brussel sprouts but find that they are not a fan of you? Does the phrase “cut the cheese” mean something to you besides obtaining a slice of warm brie with […]
Halloween Jagoff – My Personal Therapy
My blog posts are sometimes my personal therapy outlet. This is one of them. I love Halloween but I’ve been carrying the emotional scars from trick or treating, for years, caused by an older lady in my childhood neighborhood. […]
Unicorn Bites 10/22/13
I have friends who walk anywhere that’s less than two miles from their house. If I could, I’d drive from my living room to my kitchen. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2013 […]