GOT SPAM?
If I don’t clean out my SPAM folder regularly, it builds up like a mountain of junk mail. This triggers my OCD tendencies, forcing me to delete every item on the page until it’s clutter […]
Has this cold winter frozen a few too many brain cells? I’m asking because I saw a new product being hawked over the internet, and I am perplexed because I think it’s real, and I […]
I got an internet ad enticing me to fly a plane, no experience necessary. Darn exciting offer, yet I declined. I fear my piloting would end up as high-impact aerobics. Also, property values along my […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK A computer genius/loser at life recently spent several months slaving away, night and day, to hack into the iCloud service and swipe nude photos of numerous celebrities. This goes to […]
DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance in this piece to any corporation or any person, alive or dead, is purely accidental. The author (i.e. me) made this all up. I’m good at that. ____________________ This first emailed letter […]
4-year-old: I said I wanted ice in my cup! Me: I put it in there an hour ago. It melted. 4: Things don’t just disappear! My sanity did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 3, 2014 […]
Pandora Internet Radio is still reeling from a suspected virus which hit the site earlier this year and continues to plague the site. The destructive result of the malicious software is that Toto’s “Africa” will […]
I’m an addict. A full blown addict. My drug of choice? Normally it’s Chipotle burritos, but lately it’s become coupons and online shopping. I can’t get enough. I’m a junkie and nothing makes me feel more alive […]
An open letter to the grammar gurus who somehow managed to take a simple rule of possession (apostrophe possession—not demonic possession) and turn it into the most annoying grammar rule known to humankind. I give […]
If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]