Request to Cancel Service: More Fun With Microsoft Word Templates

DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance in this piece to any corporation or any person, alive or dead, is purely accidental. The author (i.e. me) made this all up. I’m good at that. ____________________ This first emailed letter […]

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Coupon Cravings

I’m an addict.  A full blown addict.  My drug of choice?  Normally it’s Chipotle burritos, but lately it’s become coupons and online shopping. I can’t get enough.  I’m a junkie and nothing makes me feel more alive […]

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It Might Just Be Demonic Possession After All

An open letter to the grammar gurus who somehow managed to take a simple rule of possession (apostrophe possession—not demonic possession) and turn it into the most annoying grammar rule known to humankind.  I give […]

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The No-Good Old Days

If any old fogeys end up reading this, I have one request: please don’t hurt me. Now that I got that out of the way, I will shoot off my big mouth, as always. You […]

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