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Common Courtesy Rules for the 21st Century

March 31, 2015March 12, 2015 Tim Jones

Let’s face it. We’re all busy. Life now is much harder than it was back in the days before cell phones, the internet and Roomba vacuum cleaning robots. There’s barely enough time in the day […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscourtesy, manners, politeness, society

The Deadly Assault on American Manners

November 8, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Much has been made lately about how illegal aliens are the root cause of our country’s woes. Fine debate indeed, often reaching the lofty level of thinking. But unfortunately, all this animated discourse obscures the […]

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1 CommentFictionAmerican, bathe, Christmas, De Lancey, diet, illegal aliens, manners, murders, pigs, prude, Social Security, thrillers, vegetables, zombies

Bad Artist #11, Manners

October 28, 2014October 28, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Manners Haiku Be nice and say please Clean up after your murders. Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are […]

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Teaching Parisians Not To Be Rude

June 20, 2013June 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Paris is launching a campaign encouraging residents to be nicer to tourists as their reputation for being impatient and rude is impacting the tourism trade.  There is a new website that teaches the French what […]

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8 CommentsFiction, LifestyleAmericans, British, Chunnel, France, Germans, Japanese, manners, Paris, rude, Tourism, wine

First Gas Upgrade

March 8, 2013March 8, 2013 Richard Spall

I was recently directed to this hard-hitting news piece regarding flatulence on airlines. Flying increases flatulence, according to an article published Friday in the peer-reviewed New Zealand Medical Journal, and passengers should release the gas […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleairlines, first class, flatulence, flying, ideal gas law, manners, offend

These Kids Today…

February 19, 2013February 19, 2013 Richard Spall

I was out in public the other day and a pair of kids were acting out of control and annoying me. So I went and had some choice words with their mother. I said “Listen […]

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daychildren, kids, manners, today

Adult Onset Apathy: The End of Modern Civilization?

November 20, 2012November 20, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Courtesy is  officially dead.  I know I sound like an old curmudgeon who constantly bitches about teenagers and young people, but I am not old enough to be a curmudgeon and I am not  bitching […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyleadults, apathy, bosses, diagnostic tests, humor, manners, polite, preventative medicine, rudeness

Miss Computer Manners Speaks Up

July 23, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

1. Listen to your computer-loving, techie-type friends when they give you advice about things you should do with your computer. If you ignore them, and you get into problems, this is the person you should […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Technology, Words to Think Uponcomputer, computers, etiquette, fun, funny lists, funny stories, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, manners

How I Will Change the World for the Better in 2012

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

  I want to  make a difference in the world. After much reflection, I thought these contributions would be okay especially if the world ends at the end of next year. Then, I wouldn’t have […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle2012, alternate fuel, humor, manners, Mayans, media, New Year, paranormal, singing, TAPS

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