Mexican Pizza
Mexican Entree MEXICAN PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST (If you have a bread maker or buy at store) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2 ½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2 ½ teaspoons active dry […]
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Misheard Prayer
I really thought for the longest time that the Glory Be to the Father prayer started with the following words: Misheard #3 Apparently, the word “shouting” was really “shall be” all along. I must say […]
Lutesfisk, Swedish Atrocity
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]
Loving Poem About NASA
NASA NASA says they’re going to look moreFor things they’ve never found.How do they know what to look forIf they’ve never found them? When Pooh looked for heffalumpsHe never found the missing grumps.But when Columbus […]
Absolutely Accurate Forecasts of Everything for 2023
The world is a chaotic and often terrifying place. What will happen to us? What should we do? It all seems so unpredictable. But that simply isn’t so. Listed below are compelling issues and events, […]
Five Layer Chicken Florentine
Italian Entree FIVE LAYER CHICKEN FLORENTINE INGREDIENTS FIRST LAYER – BOTTOM SAUCE 1 10.75-ounce can of cream of celery½ cup mayonnaise¾ cup grated sharp cheddar cheese1 tablespoon lemon juice⅛ teaspoon salt (⅛ teaspoon more in […]
Online Herbs for Witchcraft
I cook many different dishes from around the world. This means I require herbs from all over as well. Many of these herbs cannot simply be found near my fair city of Poway, California. So […]
How to Celebrate Boxing Day
To celebrate Boxing Day, I shall put something in a box. This is a box – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks […]