Mad Science District ‘Rot Spots’ — where evil feels best
By The Mad Scientist Columnist I know evil. And the Mad Science District is the place to be if you want to try to take over the world. There are some definite spots to check […]
Tag: Vacation
The Transyl-vein-ia traveler weary of same old charming trips
By Togo Ornottogo Staff Trav-Hell Writer For those tired of magical sunsets on idyllic tropical beaches, clean, fresh-air hikes through majestic mountains and the vibrant nightlife of cool, cosmopolitan cities, it’s time to explore Transyl-vein-ia, […]
An American Tourist’s Guide to Vacationing in Italy
People often ask me, “Tim, how do you know so much about other countries?” It’s true. I consider myself an authority on world geography. For example, did you know that Africa is not actually a […]
How I Moved My Summer Vacation
“If you really want to find out who your friends are, ask them to help you move.” I don’t know who said that, but truer words were never spoken. However, you have to amend that […]
10 Signs It’s Time To End Your Amusement Park Visit
http://gty.im/480581072 Summer’s here. The commercials are starting to run, the ones where people are screaming with laughter while riding various roller coasters/water slides/parking trams. Those ads make amusement parks look crazy fun, don’t they? […]
I am not a happy camper
Recently I started worrying that my wife no longer loves me. No, I didn’t catch her with another man. And no, we didn’t have another nasty argument about the proper way to load a dishwasher. […]
A Survival Guide for coping with air travel
When Orville Wright first took flight over the beaches of Kitty Hawk, NC in 1903, he couldn’t have imagined that a century later, millions of people the world over would be getting into shouting matches […]
Happy To Pee
One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]
This One Tip Is All You Need When You Rent A Car
I love vacations. Who doesn’t? I recently went to Florida for one. Okay, it wasn’t vacation so much as it was a “If I don’t get out of here I’m going to lose my mind” trip. I […]
Unicorn Bites 7/5/14
Baby: *makes a horrific snarling grimace that looks like she’s going to eat my soul* My wife: Aww, she’s smiling. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 5, 2014 Cop: Do you know why I pulled you […]