Tony’s phone must be off the hook.
Scurvy Jane decided that she was going to decide to do it. She thought about applying for the position for one week and three weeks and two days. It was a management position that included […]
Tag: Vacation
Cruise To Nowhere
While everyone was very busy ooing and ahhing over the superbowl commercials for things like underwear from David Beckham and sparkling water from Scarlett Johanson – I was mesmerized by another commercial – one where […]
Unicorn Bites 12/27/13
I hate going back to the office after a long vacation. Or a short vacation. Or no vacation. Seriously, fuck work. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2013 Me: I’m going to spelunk […]
Vacation with the Royal Goat: A Script
Ever gone on family vacation? We have. Here is a script of what our morning looked like the day we left for a 10-day vacation to French Canada. It doesn’t need much introduction…. The eve […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied, […]
Lost, Sans Clothing
I go to a nude beach with my boyfriend. Think what you will; I like having God gaze down upon my bare ass as I watch the waves roll in. I know He has a wide […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition
A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten […]
The Shocking Truth of the Carnival Cruise Ship Disaster
A Carnival Cruise that was supposed to be a fun and luxurious journey to Mexico has turned into the vacation from hell for thousands of passengers when an engine fire caused the ship to lose […]
Facebook: Where Criminals Go to Show Off Their Work But not Their Brains
A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation. Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the […]
The Problem with Pack Man
He was the perfect husband when he announced my special birthday gift. A Mediterranean Cruise. Finally the opportunity to create my own adaptation of “Eat, Pray, Love”! We would explore Italy, cruise Greece, and enjoy […]