Vacation with the Royal Goat: A Script
Ever gone on family vacation? We have. Here is a script of what our morning looked like the day we left for a 10-day vacation to French Canada. It doesn’t need much introduction…. The eve […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for humiliating the poor Philadelphia tourist who walked up to me at our hotel and asked, “Are you the lady who wrote that book, Love, Montana?” To which I replied, […]
Lost, Sans Clothing
I go to a nude beach with my boyfriend. Think what you will; I like having God gaze down upon my bare ass as I watch the waves roll in. I know He has a wide […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition
A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten […]
The Shocking Truth of the Carnival Cruise Ship Disaster
A Carnival Cruise that was supposed to be a fun and luxurious journey to Mexico has turned into the vacation from hell for thousands of passengers when an engine fire caused the ship to lose […]
Facebook: Where Criminals Go to Show Off Their Work But not Their Brains
A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation. Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the […]
The Problem with Pack Man
He was the perfect husband when he announced my special birthday gift. A Mediterranean Cruise. Finally the opportunity to create my own adaptation of “Eat, Pray, Love”! We would explore Italy, cruise Greece, and enjoy […]
Two Days Off…or Not
My family says I do not know how to relax. I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]
School’s Out For Summer: 5 Tips For Family Harmony
After semesters of freedom, moving back home can be confusing for college students. Greeted by gushing relatives, overflowing refrigerators, and clean bed linens, who wouldn’t begin to expect continued concierge service? The problem? Your “hotel” […]
Good Times, Bad Times
As winter break (a misnomer for parents, by the way) comes to a merciful close, I look back on the high- and low-lights of living 24-7 with my children – my eldest in particular. […]