Posts Tagged ‘ God ’

Jesus Saves?

May 15, 2012
By Eric Hetvile

I saw someone somewhere mentioned an uplifting story about a woman who had finally quit after 20+ years of stripping in clubs. The implication was that she had quit her shameful life in order...

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The God of the Hunger Games

March 29, 2012
By Eric Hetvile

The Hunger Games has been blowing away box office records and details the struggles of a dystopian future world of Panem – where teens are made to fight to the death by an oppressive...

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NFL Sinners and Saints

March 21, 2012
By Donna Cavanagh

The Saints have been cast into Hell or as close to Hell as one can get. For their participation in the NFL Bounty-For-Players scandal, The NFL is playing the role of vengeful God by...

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The Newest Denver Bronco: Peyton Manning

March 19, 2012
By Donna Cavanagh

According to ESPN, Peyton Manning has chosen the Broncos as his new team, so while the Quarterback king of the NFL enters the Mile High city, the adopted son of the King of Kings...

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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering

February 26, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Pic - If you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman

Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose...

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Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

February 20, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.   Charlie KazfrancoAccustomed to there never being a clean spork...

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Temple of Doom?

January 23, 2012
By Eric Hetvile

The family received the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” DVD collection for Christmas. It turns out that my young children are very disturbed by human sacrifice, blood drinking, and mindless zombie-like followers. So when...

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Pat Robertson’s Presidential Conversation with God

January 5, 2012
By Stephanie Queen

Pat Robertson has announced that God has told him who will win the presidential election this fall.  However, God, who apparently likes to play games with us mortals, told Robertson that he is not...

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Sanity Prayer

December 21, 2011
By Eric Hetvile

God, grant me the sanity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know that I should not be talking to myself. Eric HetvileWanted in...

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God’s Thundering Approval?

December 8, 2011
By Stephanie Queen

During a recent visit to the Jim Bakker show, evangelist Rick Joyner, who says he loves homosexuals but feels it’s important to tell them they are going to hell, and Bakker were not at...

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