A massively wise man once wisely said massively wise stuff for that is the way of the wise man. When I was a little mocker of impressionable age, my father handed me something that I’ll…
Those of you who have the misfortune to know my work are unfortunate. I have a simple way of working that begins with words and ends with an image. Sense wouldn’t be one of my…
Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger…
I’m beginning to wonder if my application to become the next Pope has been taken seriously. Having said that, I’m not even sure if vatican0000@gmail.com is the right email address. I wasn’t sure if I…
It’s time to cut through the adult male Bos Taurus dung and get straight to the hollow muscle that pumps blood throughout the blood vessels by repeated, rhythmic contractions of the matter. The word on…
LEFT: Girls, this is what a pervert looks like. Fairly obvious, really, isn't it? THIS IS THE question common to all newspapers in the UK. The pervert disc jockey Sir Jimmy Savile got away with…
I want to thank Thomas Sullivan for his fall-on-the-floor hilarious piece that can be found here: Signs That He’s Probably Not the One. I thought it would only be fair to present a woman’s point…
“Yo Moms! Can you and Pops vamp so me and Snookie-Wookums can bump fuzzies in my bedroom?” I just can’t fathom one of the crumb snatchers asking me that question, but I learned that parents allowing their…
Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in…
So, I turn on our local news station today to check the weather forecast when a local story came on. The news reporter stated that a woman, who met a man on Facebook, broke into…
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