Drinking and Driving
It looks blurry because you’ve drunk too much. Most of us have never had a DUI offense. We simply don’t drink enough to have an illegal Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) high enough for a citation. […]
Tag: Sex
Sex on a Plane? No Thanks, I’ve Got Important Knitting To Do
I fly a lot. There’s nothing sexy about it. And yet, according to one survey, 9% of Americans claim to have had a sexual encounter in an airplane seat, 17% in the airplane bathroom, 5% […]
A Story of Sex and Debauchery from My Youth
When I was a young child, I had a very unusual friend who, how should I put this delicately – had some rather strong urges. His name was Leonardo. I met him when I was […]
Bad Advice Friday, 4-07-17
Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. RP asks: Pop Tart wine pairings, please. Dear RP: While many people and all […]
How Parents Around The World Explain ‘The Birds And The Bees’ To Their Children
At some point in every parents life there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring- the sex act. Not an easy task […]
All is not lost: How sex, maple syrup, extra weight and booze help our aging brains
Do you worry about getting dementia? Me, too. And we’re not alone. A recent U.K. study says more people are scared of getting neurological disorders like dementia than cancer (45% vs. 35%). Apparently, the people […]
NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX? I CAN HELP.
When I stumbled upon evidence that the man I’d loved and trusted for 20 years had a secret girlfriend for the past 10 of those years, he tried to deny it. “We never had sex!” […]
Has your libido, like Elvis, left the building?
Baby boomer women: has your libido fallen and can’t get up? If you’re postmenopausal, it’s not uncommon. In fact, more than half of women in this population report a drop in their sex drive—and those […]
The High Wire Act of Life
When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]
Michigan dog law makes orgasms an illegal felony
Normally I would be satirizing the fact that Michigan is determined to throw 99.9% of its population into jail for sexual exploration. Sadly, the truth is stranger than any fiction I can come up with. […]