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Safe Sex

April 13, 2013
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Safe Sex

A massively wise man once wisely said massively wise stuff for that is the way of the wise man. When I was a little mocker of impressionable age, my father handed me something that I’ll…

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There is no punchline today for the simple fact that I haven’t a clue what the image is about

April 2, 2013
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There is no punchline today for the simple fact that I haven’t a clue what the image is about

Those of you who have the misfortune to know my work are unfortunate. I have a simple way of working that begins with words and ends with an image. Sense wouldn’t be one of my…

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The art of saying what you find hard

March 31, 2013
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The art of saying what you find hard

Jill Y is a big Lady Gaga fan. I know. She has as much taste as a bowl of fingers that has been fortified with so much iron that it only enters and a strongest finger…

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Please vote for me

February 13, 2013
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Please vote for me

I’m beginning to wonder if my application to become the next Pope has been taken seriously. Having said that, I’m not even sure if vatican0000@gmail.com is the right email address. I wasn’t sure if I…

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Evan’s Seven Seconds

October 27, 2012
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7seconds

It’s time to cut through the adult male Bos Taurus dung and get straight to the hollow muscle that pumps blood throughout the blood vessels by repeated, rhythmic contractions of the matter. The word on…

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Why did nobody stop Jimmy Savile?

October 12, 2012
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LEFT: Girls, this is what a pervert looks like. Fairly obvious, really, isn't it? THIS IS THE question common to all newspapers in the UK. The pervert disc jockey Sir Jimmy Savile got away with…

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For the Guys: Signs That a Woman Really and Truly Doesn’t Like You

September 18, 2012
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For the Guys:  Signs That a Woman Really and Truly Doesn’t Like You

I want to thank Thomas Sullivan for his fall-on-the-floor hilarious piece that can be found here: Signs That He’s Probably Not the One. I thought it would only be fair to present a woman’s point…

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The Whoopty-Do About Whoopty-Do

September 7, 2012
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The Whoopty-Do About Whoopty-Do

“Yo Moms!  Can you and Pops vamp so me and Snookie-Wookums can bump fuzzies in my bedroom?” I just can’t fathom one of the crumb snatchers asking me that question, but I learned that parents allowing their…

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Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later

September 3, 2012
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Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later

Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in…

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Facebooked

May 3, 2012
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So, I turn on our local news station today to check the weather forecast when a local story came on.  The news reporter stated that a woman, who met a man on Facebook, broke into…

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