Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do not forsake us for our poor judgment. Last week when our cat inadvertently drank my triple Espresso I left on the kitchen table my husband suggested that our family take up […]
Dear Lord, please do not forsake us for our poor judgment. Last week when our cat inadvertently drank my triple Espresso I left on the kitchen table my husband suggested that our family take up […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness. I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup. He caught three mice, five birds and […]
Dear Lord, let me be the first to thank you for answering our Advertising Department’s prayers. Our detestable boss’s new ad display was the final faux pas corporate needed to hand deliver his pink slip, […]
Dear Lord, forgive me for my gluttony. Is it a sin to take communion twenty-eight times in a row on a Saturday because I’ve run out of wine and the liquor stores are closed for […]
My husband finally decided to clean the tool shed windows when I was summoned outside: Hubs: Poppet would you come outside please. Me: Why? Hubs: I need your artistic opinion. Me: ——–? Hubs: It’ll only […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive behavior. I let the air out of a jerk’s new BMW tires for taking up two disabled parking spaces at the supermarket. I also discovered that an entire pack […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]
Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing […]
This week’s guest was Deb Martin-Webster, and we had a blast talking about her romance-western novels Love, Montana, Always, Montana and the upcoming Forever, Montana. Take note of Deb’s psychic website Double Take Readings too, […]
Dear Lord, help me make sense of this situation. I don’t know whether Grandmaw is losing her hearing or her mind. When she asked me what I wanted for dinner I suggested smoked fish or […]