Knock, Knock . . . Who’s (Not) There?
Being married to a Brit has its ups and downs. They can be very touchy about the Fourth of July. They, for obvious reasons, are a bit stern about their loss and wish not to […]
Tag: Holiday
The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition)
The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition) Planning for a happy homemade holiday? This year will you be giving of yourself in the form of knitted sweaters, hand dipped candles, or home-brewed craft beers to […]
Unicorn Bites 9/1/14
A bikini model whose job is to be 99% naked had nude pics leaked? Whatever. I didn’t know for sure she had nipples, but I kind of assumed. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 1, 2014 […]
Dear Arthur:
We know how much you wanted to share our Fourth of July holiday with us. There is just one thing: NOBODY INVITED YOU! We still haven’t completely recovered from the visit your cousin Sandy made […]
Columbus’ Other Achievement
According to History Channel, Christopher Columbus did more than find new sea routes to the new world. He and his crew also found syphilis which they brought back and spread throughout Europe. If that’s not […]
One Funny Mother “The Belly Pillow”
Comedian Dena Blizzard’s idea will make buying Christmas presents for family so much easier in the future! [embedplusvideo height=”352″ width=”576″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/13FSt9a” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/dzEfXAVcqD8?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=dzEfXAVcqD8&width=576&height=352&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep1981″ /]
Curing the Holiday Blahs
It was time to tackle the ennui that hung over my home sweet home. Not that I don’t adore baking and holiday festivities, but this week I noticed a lack of zest among my normally […]
Independence Day: A Therapist’s Secrets
A therapist of many years, I’m sharing some interesting psychological insights about the Fourth of July holiday. For instance, you might not know it, but. . . 1. Wearing red, white and blue is often a […]
Independence Day: What I’d Like To Be Free Of
I’d like to be free of the apostrophe that renders my name “June O&!#%*Hara.” I’d like to be free of the need to eat after I’ve brushed and flossed for the night. Free of my lust for White Castle and fettucine […]
Like Father, Like Daughters
It isn’t our intended destination, but driving through our hometown, my sister and I feel a need to see the house we grew up in. Laura turns onto the street, slowing the car as we […]